Accelerator, being his usual self, goes back to his book and replies casually. "Today's when I normally do laundry. I didn't get all the blood out, though. I don't know how people do that."

He can do the basics, but bloodstains are a little beyond him. Sewing is right out too, so the patching up the bullet holes are out of the question.

Of course, that means the obvious question is right there, and he doesn't hesitate to bring it up. "What the hell were you doing last night?"